Jennifer JasonLee HarveyOswald
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Appreciate the clarification. Otherwise I would have assumed the boobs were the prize for acceptance. It does beg the question, though: What about the boobs causes the anger? I mean, I've heard of angry birds, but angry boobs?
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Don't piss on my leg and tell me it's raining...without pissing on my other leg and telling me it's sunny. I like my pissweather fair and balanced.
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Ok, technically it's not an "illusion", since the assistant actually does get chopped in half during the show. Abraca-dabda?
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CBB: Putting the "B" in DABDA. Twice. And then a C in there too. Don't act like you don't know what the C is for.
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All I wanna do is zoom-a-zoom-zoom-zoom and a-poom-poom. Sorry, I don't know how to mute the poom-poom.
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On Dancer, On Prancer, On Vixen. Especially on Vixen!
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My anaconda is sleeping, so I'd really appreciate it if you'd take your ass out of the terrarium.
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Don't cry for me, Argentina. You either, ArgenSandra and ArgenMonica. There's no crying in ArgenMambo #5.
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Enjoy today's show. Or don't. Whatever. As you guys constantly remind me, I'm not your "real" dad.
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Yo no soy Molinero. Soy Al Molinaro, the first of 3 Happy Days ghosts to visit you tonight.
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Brown chicken, brown cow. This and other porn music on today's Comedy Farm Bang.
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Some of these get aired!? ON THE PODCAST? Oh jeeze...where's the delete button?
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Our musical guest, Tony! Toni! Toné!, couldn't make it- but don't worry. We booked Rudy! Rudi! Rudé!. Welcome to Comedy Total Bangscaping..
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Don't tug on Superman's cape. Don't spit into the wind. In fact, maybe consider just stopping ALL the tugging and spitting, Ms. Daniels.
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Up my NOSE with a rubber hose? I wasn't expecting that. But ok, I mean, you're the urologist.
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You use those lips to kiss your mother!? Hot. Um...soooo...what else does she let you do?
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We're rebooting our "Would You Rather" feature by just asking guests if they'd bang Dan Rather. Hey, where are you guys going?
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I put this whole tube of mentos into an expensive bottle of port. The experience was just fucking clumsy. I do not recommend PortMentos.
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I got in one little fight and my mom got scared. She said "You're sending Scott a catchphrase for an ep that already aired". Please welcome Werner Herzog.
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Snitches may get stitches, but MY bitches get an Arby's gift card.
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Try our new holiday snack, Fecums. "Fecums: What makes them so moist?!"Â (TM)
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Ho ho ho ho ho ho. That's right, Jolly Green Santa has 6 hoes.
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I think I yeeted when you smurfed me in the jawn.Â
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Marshall. Thicke. Valastro's Hand. Jeffrey Epstein. Are there *any* CBB fan-favorites PFT won't murder? Let's find out!
I think of most of my catchphrases in the shower- which is why this one is sopping wet. Though, you'll never in a million years guess why it's so sticky.
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I think of most of my catchphrases in the shower- which is why this one is sopping wet. Though, you'll never in a million years guess why it's so sticky.