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Jennifer JasonLee HarveyOswald

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Topics posted by Jennifer JasonLee HarveyOswald

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    Tony Danza turned down the lead in Bonanza so he could bang Judith Light in front of his wife. Now who’s boss, motherfuckers?

    By Jennifer JasonLee HarveyOswald, in New Catchphrase Suggestions

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    If you look in the mirror and shout “boner” three times you’re transported to an episode of Growing Pains. That, or something else fun happens, I bet.

    By Jennifer JasonLee HarveyOswald, in New Catchphrase Suggestions

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    Well if you’re SO unhappy to see me, then what’s with the huge boner?

    By Jennifer JasonLee HarveyOswald, in New Catchphrase Suggestions

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    I’m trying to make one of those catch-line things, but I don’t see where to put it in. Can you help? Manwiches for dinner tonight! Love, Mom.

    By Jennifer JasonLee HarveyOswald, in New Catchphrase Suggestions

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    Jacques Cousteau was great at Scuba, but he’s got nothing on Judy Tenuta’s Tuba. Also, I think he’s dead. Either way, he’s not on today’s show.

    By Jennifer JasonLee HarveyOswald, in New Catchphrase Suggestions

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    At the Earwolf studio, we love to go nudio, and jam to our favorite Phil Collins song: Easy Lover

    By Jennifer JasonLee HarveyOswald, in New Catchphrase Suggestions

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    The truly terrifying toll of the pandemic is how many birds there are going to be.

    By Jennifer JasonLee HarveyOswald, in New Catchphrase Suggestions

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    Now sponsored by Capital One: What's up YOUR hotdog?

    By Jennifer JasonLee HarveyOswald, in New Catchphrase Suggestions

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    Don't you want me baby? No? Maybe I can interest you in some of me lucky charms instead? I still need to find a way to get rid of this baby though.

    By Jennifer JasonLee HarveyOswald, in New Catchphrase Suggestions

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    I still, still, STILL know what you did 22 summers ago. And though I can't green-light your screenplay, I'm glad you had a nice time at Grandma's.

    By Jennifer JasonLee HarveyOswald, in New Catchphrase Suggestions

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    Like sands through the hourglass, so are those vegan taquitos I ate last night.

    By Jennifer JasonLee HarveyOswald, in New Catchphrase Suggestions

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    Welcome to the show, now enhanced with MOTHERFUCKING PUPPETS!! Whoa, hey, relax- they're just literally puppets that fuck your mom.

    By Jennifer JasonLee HarveyOswald, in New Catchphrase Suggestions

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    Listen, sheeple: Pan pizza? More like PLAN pizza, amirite? I ordered this food an hour ago.

    By Jennifer JasonLee HarveyOswald, in New Catchphrase Suggestions

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    I know where you've been keeping all the cheap fish that people only usually order at Big Boy. I'm your host, Scrod Stalkerman.

    By Jennifer JasonLee HarveyOswald, in New Catchphrase Suggestions

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    Jimmy banged Julie ’til she got super drooly, for Julie is sort of a ho. He fisted inside her just to abide her, but this isn’t that kind of a show.

    By Jennifer JasonLee HarveyOswald, in New Catchphrase Suggestions

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    I've gone from zero to hero, so put your meat in my yee-roh. Ghee-row? Jy-roh? Lamb sandwich.

    By Jennifer JasonLee HarveyOswald, in New Catchphrase Suggestions

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    What's the word on the street, tubular meat?

    By Jennifer JasonLee HarveyOswald, in New Catchphrase Suggestions

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    And welcome to my tight five. That's what I say to Kulap on a Saturday night, [hold for laughter]. But seriously, what's up with hotdogs?

    By Jennifer JasonLee HarveyOswald, in New Catchphrase Suggestions

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    Face down, ass also down. For the last time, ALL of you is made from down, Mr. McDuck.

    By Jennifer JasonLee HarveyOswald, in New Catchphrase Suggestions

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    It's the first podcast of the rest of your life. Which ends at the conclusion of this podcast. This is your only podcast. Sorry for your family's loss.

    By Jennifer JasonLee HarveyOswald, in New Catchphrase Suggestions

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    My Dearest Hotdog, I hope this catchphrase finds you well. The winters are cold here. Also, there's a pandemic- so we have a lot of extra time on our hands. How are things with you?

    By Jennifer JasonLee HarveyOswald, in New Catchphrase Suggestions

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    This episode brought to you by Bic Lighters. Dig Bic energy!

    By Jennifer JasonLee HarveyOswald, in New Catchphrase Suggestions

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    If you ignore Fred's grieving cry, yabba-DABDA-doo, that's on you. Barney, you dick.

    By Jennifer JasonLee HarveyOswald, in New Catchphrase Suggestions

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    Moses supposes his toeses are roses, but Moses supposes erroneously. Plus, he has some weird foot issues. Freak.

    By Jennifer JasonLee HarveyOswald, in New Catchphrase Suggestions

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