Jennifer JasonLee HarveyOswald
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Get that finger out of your ear! That’s not even YOUR finger.
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Tony Danza turned down the lead in Bonanza so he could bang Judith Light in front of his wife. Now who’s boss, motherfuckers?
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If you look in the mirror and shout “boner” three times you’re transported to an episode of Growing Pains. That, or something else fun happens, I bet.
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Well if you’re SO unhappy to see me, then what’s with the huge boner?
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I’m trying to make one of those catch-line things, but I don’t see where to put it in. Can you help? Manwiches for dinner tonight! Love, Mom.
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Jacques Cousteau was great at Scuba, but he’s got nothing on Judy Tenuta’s Tuba. Also, I think he’s dead. Either way, he’s not on today’s show.
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At the Earwolf studio, we love to go nudio, and jam to our favorite Phil Collins song: Easy Lover
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The truly terrifying toll of the pandemic is how many birds there are going to be.
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Now sponsored by Capital One: What's up YOUR hotdog?
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Don't you want me baby? No? Maybe I can interest you in some of me lucky charms instead? I still need to find a way to get rid of this baby though.
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I still, still, STILL know what you did last 22 summers ago. And though I can't green-light your screenplay, I'm glad you had a nice time at Grandma's.
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Like sands through the hourglass, so are those vegan taquitos I ate last night.
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Welcome to the show, now enhanced with MOTHERFUCKING PUPPETS!! Whoa, hey, relax- they're just literally puppets that fuck your mom.
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Listen, sheeple: Pan pizza? More like PLAN pizza, amirite? I ordered this food an hour ago.
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I know where you've been keeping all the cheap fish that people usually only order at Big Boy. I'm your host, Scrod Stalkerman.
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Jimmy banged Julie ’til she got super drooly, for Julie is sort of a ho. He fisted inside her just to abide her, but this isn’t that kind of a show.
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I've gone from zero to hero, so put your meat in my yee-roh. Ghee-row? Jy-roh? Lamb sandwich.
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What's the word on the street, tubular meat?
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And welcome to my tight five. That's what I say to Kulap on a Saturday night, [hold for laughter]. But seriously, what's up with hotdogs?
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Face down, ass also down. For the last time, ALL of you is made from down, Mr. McDuck.
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It's the first podcast of the rest of your life. Which ends at the conclusion of this podcast. This is your only podcast. Sorry for your family's loss.
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My Dearest Hotdog,
I hope this catchphrase finds you well. The winters are cold here. Also, there's a pandemic- so we have a lot of extra time on our hands. How are things with you?
Love,
Scott
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This episode brought to you by Bic Lighters. Dig Bic energy!
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If you ignore Fred's grieving cry, yabba-DABDA-doo, that's on you. Barney, you dick.
I did not seek, nor will I accept, this extended car warranty.
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I did not seek, nor will I accept, this extended car warranty.