TheBarbedBarbara

I like it rough

If you fall asleep in the woods and no trees are around to hear it do you have to report the double homicide you just got away with before taking such a restful nap?

You must Stamp and address the envelope before placing your individually packaged slice of deli meat inside

I’ve got a fever and the only prescription is more individually wrapped slices of deli meat sent via snail mail

It’s not too late to send individual slices of deali meats you closest friends

If people could talk, imagine what they'd say

Do Ra Me Fa So La Tee Do Here Comes the Music Notes Dressed in meat-o

Sometimes you lick it, sometimes you don't, but you always gloat about the goat in her boat.

What now brown cow? You wanna fight?

Earnest Goes to Hollywood, more like let's Holly gets Ernie's Wood

Don't flush that toilet until the poo is nestled in it's bowl

On Tuesdays you sling it far, on Wednesdays you keep it close, and on Thursdays you keep it fresh, but on Fridays its all hands on deck.

You wouldn't think today would be today yesterday but sometimes dreams do come true and I've been dreaming of today since yesterday.

I think you should leave this very minute before I go super sayain on you. I'm sorry. that was rude. you can stay. thank you to peepeepoopoomanman for that catchphrase submission

And that was a great show. thanks for joining us on the show about the beginning of this show. Shall we?

Let's do this big and strong like king kong. Hey Nong...... Man, that was a great catchphrase. Thank you poopoopeepeemanman

You like it juicy? Cool. Wanna be juice friends? No? Bummer.

sometimes you come, sometimes you don't, but you always have one, if they don't. They're super jealous. Super jelly. Like a jelly donut.

sometimes you mack it, sometime you don't, but you always stack it, even if they don't

sometimes you stick it, sometimes you don't, but you always lick it, even if they won't