Tony Hale Satan

I've been drinking all morning but you'll never guess what!

I just got my test results back. I guess it's just going to stay that size forever.

If you see me in the morning, please don't talk to me.

Have you tried the chipped beef? It's okay.

From Agememnon to Oedipus, it's all Greek to me

Jingle Bells, Batman Smells, guess it's time for Alfred to give him a bath (Robin gets to watch but has to leave if he touches his crotch)

Que Pasa, Kielbasa?!

They say the Devil is in the details but they never mention that God is in the margins

I'm supposed to intro the show right now but honestly I'd rather be drinking an ice cold mug of Dad's Root Beer

One if by land, two if by sea? I'd rather fly Delta, if it was up to me

If there's one thing I know, its that we'll take it slow once we get to Kokomo, but dammit Margaret we have to go RIGHT NOW!!

Hello, I'm Scott Aukerman and I have a crush on my first guest

Melons: Love 'em or leave' em, just don't forget to squeeze 'em