The Lovable Horse Thief
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I'll come in hot, I'll come in cold. I'm a horndog for temperature, baby!
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Taking a bath in room temperature minestrone soup is good for the glands.
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You say you're into rock-n-roll, but unless you've kicked it backstage with ZZ Top, you can kindly fuck right off
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If you find yourself a bit peaked, saunter over here and nibble on these hairy areolas.
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My Dad's a seeing eye dog, and I'm fluent in braille. Checkmate, god.
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Does a tadpole having sex potentially make it a dadpole? These and other hard-hitting questions coming at you live.
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Now that marijuana is legal, high fives all around!
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Spread the cheeks, let's see em, all big dogs love a quivering perineum
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Behind Door Number 1: The Moist Stench of Judy Dench
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Famous Amos has a famously complacent anus. What a jerk.
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Scrapin' tongues ain't for the young, but Mitt Romney is over 60, so what's your point?
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There are no vacancies in my primary holes, but that's none of your business.
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