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NateOwenRyan

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  1. Internet trolls? What's next -- Mail-order High Elves?
  2. Welcome to Bloodbath and Beyond!
  3. Hey dipshit... wanna hear a podcast?
  4. Oh mommy, my mommy! I mean -- Oh captain, my captain!
  5. I used to be a doctor, now I teach yoga. Call me Bikram, M.D.!
  6. Verily, verily, I say unto you: All aboard the choo-choo train!!!
  7. Christopher Walken impressions are like assholes: Everyone's got one and the mass-majority haven't been witnessed outside of the shower.
  8. Like a macchiato made with elephant milk its Comedy Bang Bang
  9. You'd better get that booty notarized, 'cause I'm gonna file it with the Court of Common Pleas.
  10. Do you realize you interrupted me? You know how I feel when I'm interrupted.
  11. When you sit on the toilet and your knotted crack-hairs tear like velcro... god help you.
  12. When there're babes in your pool but you've got blood in your stool -- Don't feel left out!
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