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Chippy Long

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  1. Chippy Long
    Mad About You? No, no, my favorite show is actually Disappointed About You!
  2. Chippy Long
    All I know is this party is a riot and I'm a proud boy
  3. Chippy Long
    I say to you, lords and ladies of the land, dicks out once more for Harambe
  4. Chippy Long
    And the dish ran away with the spoon since the fork couldn't stomach being a cuck.
  5. Chippy Long
    They say you can't squeeze blood from a stone. Well, you can squeeze blood from this bone. Stage direction: points to crotch.
  6. Chippy Long
    Give a man a fish, he'll eat for a day. Teach a man to phish, and he'll steal your password to blackmail you for more of those sweet sweet fish fillets.
  7. Chippy Long
    You can bring a horse to water, but you can't make it put on the g-string.
  8. Chippy Long
    Cancel culture's own island of misfit toys
  9. Chippy Long
    Some days you bust a nut, some days the nut busts you.
  10. Chippy Long
    The comedy podcast with a little bit of Drama and a whole lot of teenage Turtle. Yeah! O-o-oh yeah! O-o-oh yeah!
  11. Chippy Long
    Fast-forward to minute 45 to hear me audibly fart!
  12. Chippy Long
    I'm gonna make like King Louis the 16th, and head-off.
  13. Chippy Long
    Never look a gift horse in the mouth, give it eye contact
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    A bird in the hand is worth poo in my bush
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