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Cornelius Beans

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About Cornelius Beans

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  1. If they don’t find you handsome, find someone who looks at you
  2. You can't carve a turkey without sharpening your blade and going to your neighbours garage to slash their tires
  3. When you stream a one, your day has just begun; when you drop a two, you put the past behind you; when you squirt a three, that’s poop mixed with pee.
  4. Never water a plant that didn't put a gun to your head and cough in your ear
  5. Put a horse out of work, ride a cowboy
  6. It's not the size of the dog in the fight, it's the cumulative trauma the dog has experienced
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