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Bee Gees' Ouijas

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  1. I came here to kick ass and administer COVID-19 vaccines and I'm all out of vaccines.
  2. Praying mantises can turn their heads 180 degrees. Atheist mantises all go to Hell.
  3. If making love to maple trees makes you sappy, consider me Nicholas Sparks, Baby.
  4. I'm young, dumb, and full of innovative ideas to streamline supply chains.
  5. Waluigi Squeegeed the Bee Gee's Oujia with water from Fiji.
  6. Bridge to Terabithia? More like bridge to nowhere. Booooringggg.
  7. Doot doot does not compute. Initiating poop sploot.
  8. Excuses are like buttholes: everybody's got one and loves having it thoroughly examined.
  9. Milk, milk, lemonade, round the corner is the butter sculpture. This is the State Fair.
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