Schadenfreude's Dead Cat
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One should always punch up in comedy. Especially when crouching beneath Donald Trump's testicles.Â
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One fish, two fish, red fish, blue fish. I fish, you fish, stop fishing! Quit eating dolphins!!! The coral is dying!!!!!
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After tonight's podcast, the final podcast ever of Comedy Bang Bang, I'll finally have time to remove all these skin tags.
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Math and watching porn are basically the same. Either way, I'm embarrassed if someone walks in the room and sees me masturbating while I'm doing it.
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I was going to write another juvenile catchphrase about sex, or farts, or butts. But I'm a sophisticate. So this one's all about ennui, the human condition, and my sweet, salty nuts.
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Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall, Humpty Dumpty had a great fall. But Humpty Dumpty had a pre-existing condition, so now he's just a fucking broken egg.
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Jack Sprat could eat no fat, his wife could eat no lean. But no matter what Jack ate he'd drink and get mean.
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tickledy tuck, pickledy puck, I can think of some bitches I'd like to have spayed.
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Spring is in the air, the days are getting longer, I went to high school with Matt Braunger.
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Ideal catchphrase length is sixteen syllables. Time for me to say...
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Roses are red, violets are red too. Everything's red when my forehead's bleeding.
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I'm hungry for a tangelo, that tasty, clumsy portmanteau.
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It's been a while...since My Wife...left me. So I made a replacement out of beeswax and silence. And that has made all the difference.
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My girlfriend said, "I'm breaking up with you because you're immature." I said, "Are you on your period?"
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When I do a little dance without wearing any pants, I'm taking a big chance that your sister Nance isn't sitting in the living room with her bible study group. Sorry Nance.
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I resolve to re-solve any problems I solved poorly last year. If this fails, next year I'll re-resolve to re-re-solve the problems even better.
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