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  1. Burritofeet
    It’s tough being a history teacher that gets aroused by World War ll. It can be a real battle of the bulge if you know what I mean.
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    Slide to the left. Slide to the right. Rent wasn’t cancelled so the park is where I sleep at night.
  3. Burritofeet
    I asked the indifferent masseuse for a happy ending. They responded with a shrug and tug.
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    It’ll slice, it’ll dice, it’ll make your new wife’s daughter be nice. Its been a tough year.
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    Squeaky Fromme went to prom where she got real bored when she did god forbid she ran into Gerald Ford.
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    It was 20 years ago tomorrow that I was eye fucked by Dave Navarro
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    As a carpenter Jesus was great with his hands, but not as a lover...he got that stigmata dentata
  8. Burritofeet
    Watch me whip, hear her neigh neigh. I race horses.
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    Contrary to what the government tells you, crossbreeding with ruminants can be exhausting. Wake up, sheeple!
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    Meow
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    In tonight’s performance of Grease the role of Senor Chang Changity Chang she-bop will be played by Ken Jeong
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    I built a water based vehicle that runs on toxic masculinity and nostalgia. I call it a Cameron Crowe-boat.
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    Garry Marshall made me a glazed tenderloin. It was pork and minty. Nanu Nanu
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    Blue Grover, blue Grover send Kermit right over
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