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  1. Burritofeet
    It’s tough being a history teacher that gets aroused by World War ll. It can be a real battle of the bulge if you know what I mean.
  2. Burritofeet
    Slide to the left. Slide to the right. Rent wasn’t cancelled so the park is where I sleep at night.
  3. Burritofeet
    I asked the indifferent masseuse for a happy ending. They responded with a shrug and tug.
  4. Burritofeet
    It’ll slice, it’ll dice, it’ll make your new wife’s daughter be nice. Its been a tough year.
  5. Burritofeet
    Squeaky Fromme went to prom where she got real bored when she did god forbid she ran into Gerald Ford.
  6. Burritofeet
    It was 20 years ago tomorrow that I was eye fucked by Dave Navarro
  7. Burritofeet
    As a carpenter Jesus was great with his hands, but not as a lover...he got that stigmata dentata
  8. Burritofeet
    Watch me whip, hear her neigh neigh. I race horses.
  9. Burritofeet
    I built a white picket fence around my perineum. It’s a quaint taint.
  10. Burritofeet
    Contrary to what the government tells you, crossbreeding with ruminants can be exhausting. Wake up, sheeple!
  11. Burritofeet
    Meow
  12. Burritofeet
    In tonight’s performance of Grease the role of Senor Chang Changity Chang she-bop will be played by Ken Jeong
  13. Burritofeet
    I built a water based vehicle that runs on toxic masculinity and nostalgia. I call it a Cameron Crowe-boat.
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    Garry Marshall made me a glazed tenderloin. It was pork and minty. Nanu Nanu
  16. Burritofeet
    Blue Grover, blue Grover send Kermit right over
  17. Burritofeet
    I like my Islands like I like my dongs. Long, strong and down to get the friction on.
  18. Burritofeet
    Werner Herzog has a hog that hurts.
  19. Burritofeet
    No, I take orders from this lamb. I can not be the son of Sam.
  20. Burritofeet
    A. Always. B. Be. C. Clowning.
  21. Burritofeet
    Dinner party? I thought you said Donner Party.
  22. Burritofeet

    Flesh, never frozen.

    Burritofeet posted a topic in New Catchphrase Suggestions

    Flesh, never frozen.
  23. Burritofeet
    Tell me all your thoughts on sod, cause I really want to peat her.
  24. Burritofeet
    Tell me all your thoughts on cod, cause I would really like to eat her
  25. Burritofeet
    Fee Fi Fo Fum, I smell the butt of an unwashed nun
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