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Burritofeet

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  1. One man's seasonal Spirit Halloween is another man's year round kink shop
  2. You better gape up, 'cause I need a ham and my dart is set on you
  3. Nevertheless Moon Ves
  4. I get styes with a little help from my friends, because they keep shoving their fingers under my eyelids.
  5. 1, 3, 7, 9. I like my numbers like i like my Optimus; Prime
  6. Jack Black and Shaq smacked sacks on a stack of backpacks tacked with Roberta Flack's plaque
  7. Slide to the left. Slide to the right. Everybody crap your pants!
  8. If at first you don't succeed, cry and cry again until they just give it to you to stop you from crying
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