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shartsmagoo22

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  1. Its like my Dad used to say, "Who the hell are you? I'm not your Dad! Please leave my house!"
  2. Every dog has it's day and every cat can go straight to hell
  3. All's fair in love and war, except kicks to the balls, that's off limits
  4. Jabba the Hutt could out Pizza the Hut
  5. Two heads are better than one, except when they're on a scary monster that's chasing you
  6. Easy come, easy go, but you'd better just go 'cuz I don't cum easy
  7. The squeaky wheel gets the grease, but not from me. I like my wheels squeaky
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