Mydumbjokes

This is a catchphrase. See, Webster? I understand what "meta" means!

I'd rather catch a phrase than catch the AIDS

In the olden days, the only premium stitcher was your grandma, and she was way more expensive!

Fool me once, shame on you, fool me twice, you can't fool me twice, my momma didn't raise no fool!

Teach a man how to use a fishing rod, feed him for a lifetime, teach a man how to use phishing on Rod Stewart, he'll be able to afford something besides fish!

Welcome to Comedy Bang Bang, I'm Scott Aukerman. I wish I was Jason Mantzoukas. This isn't a catchphrase, I just really wish I was Jason Mantzoukas.

In fact, that's the only payment he'll accept for coming on my show!