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I am iron pan! Er, I mean man

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- March 12, 2021
You can't spell "Lamaze" without "amaze". Unless you spell it wrong, which is a fairly common occurrence

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- March 12, 2021
You're laughing now, but I can assure you I'll have the last laugh tonight in my dreams

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- March 12, 2021
Prior to his promotion, Sgt. Dancer endured many a Tina Turner joke

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- March 12, 2021
There's a miniature land octopus on your back! Or as you hillbillies call it, a spider

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- March 12, 2021
Of my three budgies, one was named "world's greatest budgie" by the International Budgie Council, but I'll be darned if I can remember which one. Might the one that's rubbing its little private parts up against the cage right now

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- March 12, 2021
The foot is a game, and vice versa of course

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- March 12, 2021
I swear to god I thought the name of this place was "fartburger"

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- March 11, 2021
I think the ghost of Alex Trebek might be haunting your rafters, but that's just guesswork on my part

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- March 11, 2021
Say this catchphrase 3 times out loud. Say this catchphrase 3 times out loud. Say this catchphrase 3 times out loud. Say this catchphrase 3 times out loud. How many was that?

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- March 11, 2021
Three topics never to bring up at a family dinner: politics, religion, and that bulge in Uncle Terry's sweat pants

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- March 11, 2021
The Superboy of Earth Prime lives in a pocket universe. Ironically he doesn't even have any pockets, so he just stuffs everything into his speedo

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- March 11, 2021
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Hey George R.R. Martin, I've had just about enough of your 'tude. (That's short for verisimilitude)

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- March 11, 2021
46th catchphrase attempt

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46th catchphrase attempt
- March 11, 2021
Beans, beans, the musical fruit, be sure to catch their zoom concert on March 21st

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- March 11, 2021
Brain tumors are like potato chips. You can never have, uh... What were we talking about

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- March 11, 2021
When I say "heel" it doesn't mean "bite me on the heel", ya dumb dog. It means "heal me of my brain cancer"

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- March 11, 2021
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God damn it, can't you read the sign? NO FARTING IN THE CHURCH

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- March 11, 2021
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That's no lady, that's a 42,000-metric-ton Japanese bulk carrier with enhanced transportation capability

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- March 11, 2021
Attention passengers, this is just a reminder that there are absolutely no parachutes stored here in the cockpit, so please don't come around knocking if things seem to be going a bit screwy with the plane

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- March 11, 2021
Dear family at 3165 Larch street, please keep your dog on a leash so he will stop biting me when I deliver the mail. I would be most grateful. Sincerely, the mailman. There. Now I just need to buy a stamp and pop this in the mail and voila. Problem solved

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- March 11, 2021
It's always nice to meet someone who cares about the elderly as much as I do, which is to say not at all

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- March 11, 2021
In my country, it's legal to marry a horse. But only a horse.

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- March 11, 2021
Three words: Bram... Stoker's... Wait for it... Chocula

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- March 10, 2021
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Even Jesus Christ himself couldn't resist an occasional bowl of buttered popcorn

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- March 10, 2021

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I am iron pan! Er, I mean man

You can't spell "Lamaze" without "amaze". Unless you spell it wrong, which is a fairly common occurrence

You're laughing now, but I can assure you I'll have the last laugh tonight in my dreams

Prior to his promotion, Sgt. Dancer endured many a Tina Turner joke

There's a miniature land octopus on your back! Or as you hillbillies call it, a spider

Of my three budgies, one was named "world's greatest budgie" by the International Budgie Council, but I'll be darned if I can remember which one. Might the one that's rubbing its little private parts up against the cage right now

The foot is a game, and vice versa of course

I swear to god I thought the name of this place was "fartburger"

I think the ghost of Alex Trebek might be haunting your rafters, but that's just guesswork on my part

Say this catchphrase 3 times out loud. Say this catchphrase 3 times out loud. Say this catchphrase 3 times out loud. Say this catchphrase 3 times out loud. How many was that?

Three topics never to bring up at a family dinner: politics, religion, and that bulge in Uncle Terry's sweat pants

The Superboy of Earth Prime lives in a pocket universe. Ironically he doesn't even have any pockets, so he just stuffs everything into his speedo

Hey George R.R. Martin, I've had just about enough of your 'tude. (That's short for verisimilitude)

46th catchphrase attempt

Beans, beans, the musical fruit, be sure to catch their zoom concert on March 21st

Brain tumors are like potato chips. You can never have, uh... What were we talking about

When I say "heel" it doesn't mean "bite me on the heel", ya dumb dog. It means "heal me of my brain cancer"

God damn it, can't you read the sign? NO FARTING IN THE CHURCH

That's no lady, that's a 42,000-metric-ton Japanese bulk carrier with enhanced transportation capability

Attention passengers, this is just a reminder that there are absolutely no parachutes stored here in the cockpit, so please don't come around knocking if things seem to be going a bit screwy with the plane

Dear family at 3165 Larch street, please keep your dog on a leash so he will stop biting me when I deliver the mail. I would be most grateful. Sincerely, the mailman. There. Now I just need to buy a stamp and pop this in the mail and voila. Problem solved

It's always nice to meet someone who cares about the elderly as much as I do, which is to say not at all

In my country, it's legal to marry a horse. But only a horse.

Three words: Bram... Stoker's... Wait for it... Chocula

Even Jesus Christ himself couldn't resist an occasional bowl of buttered popcorn

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