Turtleshark
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I was amazed when I passed by the adult diapers at the store today. It seems like just yesterday they were baby diapers!
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I guess the most annoying thing about this new Anthony Bourdain documentary was the decision to replace the beef in his famous boeuf bourguignon recipe with chunks of meat from his fresh cadaver
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How's this for 6 degrees of Kevin Bacon: Kevin's personal trainer, Robbie, went to kindergarten with the dingo that ate my baby
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They call it a "hamburger" but it was actually invented in Schmedeswurtherwesterdeich
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A dingo ate my crunchy noodle salad, and then my baby!
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Am I the only one who wonders what happened to all the other Smurfs in Papa Smurf's age group?
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I was enjoying this book about Nostradamus until someone spoiled the ending for me
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When do you think they started doing civil war re-enactments? It would be weird if it was like a week after the real one ended
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The autocorrect on my phone doesn't allow profanity but I don't really give a shirt
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I'm from a dimension where "Weird Al" Yankovic is the most prolific serial killer of all time. Spoiler alert, it's this one
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I don't care what anyone says, I think it's adorable when the president puts his shoes on the wrong feet
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Is it President Dr. Steve Brule, or Dr. President Steve Brule?
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Don't think of it as a hot car; think of it as a mobile baby sauna
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In fairness to my client, there's no signage posted that specifically prohibits fornicating with the dolphins
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It's called Castle Grayskull but it's green. Textbook gaslighting
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She sells "she sells seashells by the seashore" needlepoint signs in her etsy shop
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All this time I thought "Paw Patrol" referred to the daddy of the trolls
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We are mere puppies in the eyes of our future alien overlords. Delicious, delicious puppies.
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If you don't know who the hotdog is, you are the hotdog
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