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New Catchphrase Suggestions are moving to Twitter
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Seriously, fuck twitter. But yeah, goodbye and thanks for all the good times etc. -
New Catchphrase Suggestions are moving to Twitter
Turtleshark replied to DanEngler's topic in New Catchphrase Suggestions
With all due respect, this is fucking bullshit. You're moving an "anything goes" forum to a platform that routinely censors people at whim. Also, your argument that we "didn't have an Earwolf Forums account before signing up" is also bullshit, because the difference is that I actually wanted an Earwolf account. Twitter. Jesus christ, seriously. -
They call it a "hamburger" but it was actually invented in Schmedeswurtherwesterdeich
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A dingo ate my crunchy noodle salad, and then my baby!
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Am I the only one who wonders what happened to all the other Smurfs in Papa Smurf's age group?
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I was enjoying this book about Nostradamus until someone spoiled the ending for me
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The autocorrect on my phone doesn't allow profanity but I don't really give a shirt
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Is it President Dr. Steve Brule, or Dr. President Steve Brule?
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Don't think of it as a hot car; think of it as a mobile baby sauna
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It's called Castle Grayskull but it's green. Textbook gaslighting
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She sells "she sells seashells by the seashore" needlepoint signs in her etsy shop
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Everybody knows there's no such thing as a consensus
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All this time I thought "Paw Patrol" referred to the daddy of the trolls
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We are mere puppies in the eyes of our future alien overlords. Delicious, delicious puppies.
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If you don't know who the hotdog is, you are the hotdog
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