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After their base at Dantooine was abandoned in favor of a new headquarters on Yavin-4, the rebel alliance briefly converged above the moon of Tig Notaro
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If you're such a big star wars fan, why won't you explore my outer rim territories
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Beans, beans, the musical fruit. The more you eat, the more you realize it's not fruit
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I like my pasta extremadamente al dente - straight out of the box
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Whenever people ask me where I get all my great catchphrase suggestions, I just smile knowingly and push them down the stairs
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If Elon Musk becomes the first person to land on Mars, does that mean he gets to claim it all for himself?
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In the future, a person's value to society will be judged according to how pointy their hat is
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That cat from The Godfather is most likely dead by now
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No, I said these are HOE made cookies. They were made by a hoe
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I dreamt I ate a giant marshmallow and when I woke up, mypillow.com was gone
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When you think about it, Jesus was the first celebrity caterer
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Man, those chicks look HOT! Get them out of the incubator and into the brooder ASAP
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Two social media giants are rumored to be merging soon; the name of the newly formed company has been narrowed down to 2 choices: "twinder" or "titter"
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As of today, the letter "V" is cancelled. The reasons for this should be obious to eerybody.
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