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Topics posted by Turtleshark
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Hey George R.R. Martin, I've had just about enough of your 'tude. (That's short for verisimilitude)
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The Superboy of Earth Prime lives in a pocket universe. Ironically he doesn't even have any pockets, so he just stuffs everything into his speedo
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Three topics never to bring up at a family dinner: politics, religion, and that bulge in Uncle Terry's sweat pants
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Say this catchphrase 3 times out loud. Say this catchphrase 3 times out loud. Say this catchphrase 3 times out loud. Say this catchphrase 3 times out loud. How many was that?
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I think the ghost of Alex Trebek might be haunting your rafters, but that's just guesswork on my part
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I swear to god I thought the name of this place was "fartburger"
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Of my three budgies, one was named "world's greatest budgie" by the International Budgie Council, but I'll be darned if I can remember which one. Might the one that's rubbing its little private parts up against the cage right now
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There's a miniature land octopus on your back! Or as you hillbillies call it, a spider
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Prior to his promotion, Sgt. Dancer endured many a Tina Turner joke
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You're laughing now, but I can assure you I'll have the last laugh tonight in my dreams
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You can't spell "Lamaze" without "amaze". Unless you spell it wrong, which is a fairly common occurrence
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Oh, I've been known to take a shit or two here and there
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In ancient Rome, he'd be known as eleven hundred Hammer
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Charles Bukowski and John Candy walked into a bar. Yes, they're back from the dead
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If I'm to be kept indoors like a common house pet, I should at least be allowed to sniff wherever I like
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I wish I could tell you what my favorite Val Kilmer movie is, but I can't because it's top secret
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For Christ's sake, can you please pass these loaves of bread out to the crowd? He'd sure appreciate it
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Dog darn it, I forgot my crazy pills. Any chance we can turn this plane around in the next 10 minutes or so?
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