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Topics posted by Turtleshark
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I was amazed when I passed by the adult diapers at the store today. It seems like just yesterday they were baby diapers!
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I was enjoying this book about Nostradamus until someone spoiled the ending for me
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I wish I could tell you what my favorite Val Kilmer movie is, but I can't because it's top secret
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I'll bet you didn't know there was a real life kung fu panda. I say "was" (past tense) because it turns out kung fu isn't very effective against a boa constrictor
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I'm from a dimension where "Weird Al" Yankovic is the most prolific serial killer of all time. Spoiler alert, it's this one
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I'm having a harder and harder time distinguishing Joe Biden from Dr. Steve Brule
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I'm less worried about the lockdown than I am about the "cockdown"
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I'm not worried about my legacy, I'm worried about my armacy
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If cats and dogs could vote, our political debates would place a much bolder emphasis on the topic of squirrels
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If Elon Musk becomes the first person to land on Mars, does that mean he gets to claim it all for himself?
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If I was a baseball catcher I'd wear a glove on both hands, because why not?
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If I'm to be kept indoors like a common house pet, I should at least be allowed to sniff wherever I like
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If you don't know who the hotdog is, you are the hotdog
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If you're such a big star wars fan, why won't you explore my outer rim territories
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Imagine if Bruce Banner turned into a tiny little mouse when he gets angry. I doubt the character would be anywhere near as popular
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In ancient Rome, he'd be known as eleven hundred Hammer
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In fairness to my client, there's no signage posted that specifically prohibits fornicating with the dolphins
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In my country, it's legal to marry a horse. But only a horse.
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In soviet russia, chuck norris makes jokes about the internet
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