Sorry you sad, sniveling, unfunny sack of human regret, unfortunately that one's not gonna stick.

[Sorry you sad, sniveling, unfunny sack of human regret, unfortunately that one's not gonna stick.]

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[Hey the nong face, man?]

Characters welcome fuckface

[From Paul F Tomkins to Hoho the Elf, it's a hoot, a holler, and a cry for help]

Stick your dick in the comedy bong you fuckin idiot

[I have one HELL of a Rachel Ray Nut-rish]

[In Soviet Russia, it's freezing cold and life is hard.]

🪆🥶

[Sorry Silvester, it's best to be safe. I'd love to go jogging but my nipples are chafed.]

[Check out the Mantzoukas on this guy]

[The moment I realized Zeus was real, I was thunderstruck.]

I get it

Because AC/DC means alternating current and direct current respectively, Thunderstruck is a playful pun on the band's electric name

 

[Disappointed Money with Jim Cramer]

9 hours ago, Kevllis said:

Are you mad???

No, Fourvel. I'm not mad. I'm just

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[What's down, cool cat?]

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[Disappointed Money with Jim Cramer]

Why would you do this to me

[I'm not Madagascar, I'm just Madagascar: Escape 2 Africa]

I'm not Madagascar, I'm just Madagascar: Escape 2 Africa

[I'm not mad, I'm just disappointed.]

I'm not mad, I'm just disappointed.

[Gaze upon my gazebo.]

welcome to comedy bang bang

[Well toss a weiner in my beer mug and call me Frankenstein!]

Not bad. Not bad.

['Taint a taint to put it quaint, a butthole's not congreuent: a taint will stay the same old size, an anus you can grew it.]

'Taint a taint to put it quaint, a butthole's not congruent; a taint will stay the same old size, a butthole you can grew it.