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Posts posted by Butt Barf
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My Jaba The Hutt sauce is made with real butt floss.
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Tucci touchy tushy? Touché!
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The surface of Mars. The surface of Mars? The surface of Mars! THE SURFACE OF MARS!
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"Choose one," I said, removing the lid. "Choose one, or they all die."
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I've got no nose for nono's, but new news for nunu's.
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You kiss your mother's ashes with that mouth?
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Plop plop, fizz fizz, both of my ears are filled with jizz.
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Boobs and penis come between us, cut them off and then we'll boff.
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If I'm here... and you're here... whose finger is that?
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When cutoffs are small you get sun on your balls.
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It's 7AM somewhere.
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A wink and a smile. A hug and a kiss. And once in awhile a six-finger-fist.
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If you were a social pariah you'd be home by now.
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This cone won't snow itself.
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Your bathroom is disgusting, but thanks for the gummy bears.
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If you tried to Google Celebrity Big Brother and ended up here, welcome to Comedy Brother Bang!
I've got popcorn butt and yellow squash nuts.
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I've got popcorn butt and yellow squash nuts.