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Butt Barf

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  1. Butt Barf
    I've got popcorn butt and yellow squash nuts.
  2. Butt Barf
    My Jaba The Hutt sauce is made with real butt floss.
  3. Butt Barf
    Tucci touchy tushy? Touché!
  4. Butt Barf
    The surface of Mars. The surface of Mars? The surface of Mars! THE SURFACE OF MARS!
  5. Butt Barf
    "Choose one," I said, removing the lid. "Choose one, or they all die."
  6. Butt Barf
    I've got no nose for nono's, but new news for nunu's.
  7. Butt Barf
    You kiss your mother's ashes with that mouth?
  8. Butt Barf
    Plop plop, fizz fizz, both of my ears are filled with jizz.
  9. Butt Barf
    Boobs and penis come between us, cut them off and then we'll boff.
  10. Butt Barf
    If I'm here... and you're here... whose finger is that?
  11. Butt Barf
    When cutoffs are small you get sun on your balls.
  12. Butt Barf

    It's 7AM somewhere.

    Butt Barf posted a topic in New Catchphrase Suggestions

    It's 7AM somewhere.
  13. Butt Barf
    A wink and a smile. A hug and a kiss. And once in awhile a six-finger-fist.
  14. Butt Barf
    If you were a social pariah you'd be home by now.
  15. Butt Barf
    This cone won't snow itself.
  16. Butt Barf
    Your bathroom is disgusting, but thanks for the gummy bears.
  17. Butt Barf
    If you tried to Google Celebrity Big Brother and ended up here, welcome to Comedy Brother Bang!
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