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Profether Forthkin

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Everything posted by Profether Forthkin

  1. No, YOU Put Gummy Bears in YOUR Energy Drink, DAD!
  2. Red Leather, Yelllow Leather Red Leather, Yellow Leather ... Oh! That Gave Me a Halfy!
  3. Multivitamins! Multivitamins! Multivitamins! Oops, now your pee glows!
  4. This catchphrase is not a song about plug bags
  5. What's that in your beard? Wait. No. Oh God. Please. Don't. AAAAAAAAAGH!
  6. Dog's up, what hot? Up hot, what dogs?
  7. 1 out of 9 dentists is the odd man out, and that's a sexist assumption!
  8. Wait til you see my chicken ditch, I'mma feet that fussy pup!
  9. Excuse me while I... Oh, wait, nevermind, please keep talking.
  10. Is that a mirror on my ceiling or am I just happy to see me?
  11. I'll never leave your pizza burnin', my memory's bad but what's that burning smell?
  12. Away in a manger, no hay for a bed, that nice young man Jesus was giving me a tuggy
  13. Doo Doo, a Poo Poo, a Female Poo Poo, It's Coomidy Boo Boo, It's Comedy Bang Bang!
  14. Gotta get that snip-snip so you don't gotta worry about that drip-drip from your tip-tip
  15. Profether Forthkin

    One singular sclerosis! Every little step she takes, ow!

    catchbump
  16. One singular sclerosis! Every little step she takes, ow!
  17. Two if by pink, one if by stink - The British are coming! The British are coming!
  18. Mantzoukas, Mantzoukas, Let Jason come all over my big stinky feet, daddy
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