Vin Diesel’s Left Nipple
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If DJ Khaled is a king for not eating pussy then consider me one happy peasant.
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Life has taught me two things about vegetables: you gotta eat em and they fuckin’ love Christianity!
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Roses are red violets are blue, dear God why did you make me only sexually attracted to Pikachu?
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Gumby may have a thicc dick but Pokey’s got a log for a hog (they call him Pokey for a reason)
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When outside you see day best go back inside to binge anime. But when daytime turns to night that is the best time for hentai delights!
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I’m surprised the New York Times didn’t name the novel: Coronavirus as an instant bestseller.
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Call me what you will professor, but I have never felt like a fresh man in my life
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If I had a dollar for every time I wanked it, perhaps I could have enough to buy myself a new blanket
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I want to rock and roll all night and go to bed at a reasonable hour!
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I don't remember the plot to any Jackie Chan movie but God Damn do I love those sweet ass karate chops!
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Whenever I screw up at Pizza Hut my manager tells me I'm on thin Crust
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Wear a Mask and Smack dat Ass
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