If there was ever a butthole that couldn't be fingered to orgasm I've certainly never encountered it in New Catchphrase Suggestions Posted May 4, 2021
Why isn't there an app that can take a shit for me? I'm tired of diapers. Is there no other way? in New Catchphrase Suggestions Posted May 4, 2021
If you're reading this you have a smelly butt and like to eat your own poop in New Catchphrase Suggestions Posted May 4, 2021
They finally announced Prince Phillip died. Not a catchphrase, just a PSA in New Catchphrase Suggestions Posted April 9, 2021
Some of us are cultured an prefer to eat our piss and drink our shit in New Catchphrase Suggestions Posted April 9, 2021
I don't put out on the first date... Unless it's the trash when I fuck you and the garbage truck is due in New Catchphrase Suggestions Posted April 9, 2021
Hand me that chapstick, I just need to embalm myself. in New Catchphrase Suggestions Posted April 2, 2021 1
Jack Palance loved turtles but also to balance he had to hate rats, mice, and guy but not gal ants in New Catchphrase Suggestions Posted March 30, 2021
My Bonnie came into the ocean, my Bonnie came into the sea, my Bonnie came into the ocean, why won't Bonnie cum into me? in New Catchphrase Suggestions Posted March 30, 2021
Wait, you're trying to tell me kissing other men and grinding on Satan is gay? Well, colour me all kinds of gay! in New Catchphrase Suggestions Posted March 30, 2021 x
If I was a wide receiver I would be trying to GET wider - you know where (the anus) in New Catchphrase Suggestions Posted March 28, 2021
Take a drop of your cum and and put it in a bucket - that way if someone steals it it's only a drop in the bucket in New Catchphrase Suggestions Posted March 28, 2021
It was actually originally called Horton Schmears a Poo. Do you think the right would be up in arms if that was the book that got banned? in New Catchphrase Suggestions Posted March 28, 2021 🥯
Said one slug to another after a night of passionate sex: "was it as goo for you as it was for me?" in New Catchphrase Suggestions Posted March 20, 2021 1
I'm not on fire but would you piss on me anyway? Please? in New Catchphrase Suggestions Posted March 20, 2021 .
I used to think I was a real meat and potatoes kinda guy so I bought a farm only to realise I was a farm to table guy. How about I utilise all your parts to make a delicious meal? in New Catchphrase Suggestions Posted March 20, 2021 .
If it wasn't for bad cum I'd have no cum at all in New Catchphrase Suggestions Posted March 20, 2021 .
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