BingTheSearchEngineNotAFriend
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If there was ever a butthole that couldn't be fingered to orgasm I've certainly never encountered it
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Why isn't there an app that can take a shit for me? I'm tired of diapers. Is there no other way?
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If you're reading this you have a smelly butt and like to eat your own poop
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They finally announced Prince Phillip died. Not a catchphrase, just a PSA
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Some of us are cultured an prefer to eat our piss and drink our shit
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I don't put out on the first date... Unless it's the trash when I fuck you and the garbage truck is due
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Remember Kony 2012? You might enjoy Bony 2021
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Hand me that chapstick, I just need to embalm myself.
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Jack Palance loved turtles but also to balance he had to hate rats, mice, and guy but not gal ants
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My Bonnie came into the ocean, my Bonnie came into the sea, my Bonnie came into the ocean, why won't Bonnie cum into me?
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Wait, you're trying to tell me kissing other men and grinding on Satan is gay? Well, colour me all kinds of gay!
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If I was a wide receiver I would be trying to GET wider - you know where (the anus)
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Take a drop of your cum and and put it in a bucket - that way if someone steals it it's only a drop in the bucket
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It was actually originally called Horton Schmears a Poo. Do you think the right would be up in arms if that was the book that got banned?
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Cumberbatch? Hardly know 'er batch
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Said one slug to another after a night of passionate sex: "was it as goo for you as it was for me?"
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I'm not on fire but would you piss on me anyway? Please?
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If it wasn't for bad cum I'd have no cum at all
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