Diarrhea Perlman

Just for clarification: When you Google my celebrity net worth, it doesn't include the money I've made with the period tracker apps from Earwolf that sell information to chocolate companies for targeted ads and Stitcher for podcast suggestions.

It was the best of times, it was the Fred Durst of times.

Don't be fooled by our guests; the small business owners convention is down the hall on your left, across from the armoire that's hosting a business owners who are physically small convention.

Ass, gas, or grass? I need help finding a rhyme with "class" on the poem I'm writing for mother's day.

It's stipulated in my will that all attendees of my funeral will be referred to as the "Insane Frown Posse".

Marvel based Madripoor on this podcast, and I've always been the real Power Broker.

It was the best of times, it was the Fred Durst of times.

Are you there God? It's me, Margaret Thatcher, and something is wrong with my bloody fanny.