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Haiku Hard-On

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  1. Haiku Hard-On
    Thick paper daily Beads up in my asshole, y’all. Rinse it out in-show’r.
  2. Haiku Hard-On
    April showers bring Slippery roads for traffic— That’s why I wrecked, sir.
  3. Haiku Hard-On
    “Try this summer cheese.” “Didn’t you cut it at noon?” “No, that was a fart.”
  4. Haiku Hard-On
    Spring blossoms flower. I can smell them as I run Naked through the park.
  5. Haiku Hard-On
    Winter is coming. Everybody, drip your pipes! Wait, that’s just cocaine.
  6. Haiku Hard-On
    Spring, that time of year When a young man’s fancy turns… To masturbation.
  7. Haiku Hard-On
    All the leaves are brown. I THOUGHT that food tasted weird! ‘Splosive diarr’ea.
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    Though I’m middle-aged, When I poop I grunt and stare… Just like a baby.
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