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Haiku Hard-On

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  1. Thick paper daily Beads up in my asshole, y’all. Rinse it out in-show’r.
  2. April showers bring Slippery roads for traffic— That’s why I wrecked, sir.
  3. “Try this summer cheese.” “Didn’t you cut it at noon?” “No, that was a fart.”
  4. Spring blossoms flower. I can smell them as I run Naked through the park.
  5. Winter is coming. Everybody, drip your pipes! Wait, that’s just cocaine.
  6. Spring, that time of year When a young man’s fancy turns… To masturbation.
  7. All the leaves are brown. I THOUGHT that food tasted weird! ‘Splosive diarr’ea.
  8. Though I’m middle-aged, When I poop I grunt and stare… Just like a baby.
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