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Cucker Tarlson

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Cucker Tarlson last won the day on June 7 2021

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  1. Cucker Tarlson
    Little pig, little pig, let me come rim. Rub your hole with the hair on my chinny chin chin.
  2. Cucker Tarlson
    Catch me sucking on chili dogs
  3. Cucker Tarlson
    Whoever queefed it beefed it
  4. Cucker Tarlson

    I ain't too proud to peg.

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    I ain't too proud to peg.
  5. Cucker Tarlson
    You can take the Judge out of Gremlins, but never the Gremlins out of Judge.
  6. Cucker Tarlson
    I'm pooping on you through my ass. Don't how much shit has passed. Oh, God, this feels like forever.
  7. Cucker Tarlson
    Squeeze me, babe. I'm 10% real juice and 100% that bitch.
  8. Cucker Tarlson
    The penis mightier than the sword.
  9. Cucker Tarlson
    "Look on my works, ye mighty, and despair" barked the dog, while my Roomba dragged its turd across the carpet. Nothing beside remains. Grounded in and decaying.
  10. Cucker Tarlson
    A prospector works with their prospects, amirite?
  11. Cucker Tarlson
    Why yes, you may slap and tickle my hammy pickle, good sir.
  12. Cucker Tarlson
    In the Midwest, people will refuse to have the last laugh.
  13. Cucker Tarlson
    My blood runs cold. My memory has just been sold. My anus is the center hole.
  14. Cucker Tarlson
    I'm the feckless cuck and I'm here to say, dudes bang my wife every day. Every day, every way, every type of style. I sit in the closet and watch for awhile.
  15. Cucker Tarlson
    Whisper me sweet nothings while I yeet these cuff links.
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