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  1. Cucker Tarlson
    We're like the Joe Rogan podcast for soy boys and betas.
  2. Cucker Tarlson
    Presented by: the word of the day. The word of the day is: idiom. Used in a sentence: It's raining cats and dogs. Now weather.
  3. Cucker Tarlson
    MONDAY MONDAY MONDAY. Monster FUCK rally this MONDAY at the PONTIAC SILVERDOME.
  4. Cucker Tarlson
    When the moon hits you eye like a butt full of mud pie: that's amoré.
  5. Cucker Tarlson
    An early bird may get the worm, but I question why I would want to wakeup earlier for more worms?
  6. Cucker Tarlson
    They say blood is thicker than water, and baby your thiccer than my daughter
  7. Cucker Tarlson
    Oh won't you try my dingleberry pie?!
  8. Cucker Tarlson
    Clowns to the left of me. Jokers to the right. Here I am, needing a ride home from the circus.
  9. Cucker Tarlson
    I'm ten pounds of Jared in a five pound black forest ham sub.
  10. Cucker Tarlson
    With friends like these, who needs frenemies?!
  11. Cucker Tarlson
    Is it too late to get in on Cash for Clunkers?
  12. Cucker Tarlson
    Press your bare butt against mine. I want to reenact the moon landing.
  13. Cucker Tarlson
    You're the Adam's apple of my eye, baby.
  14. Cucker Tarlson
    Have you met my partner, Howdy?
  15. Cucker Tarlson
    A booty so fat deserves a tip of my hat. Should a toot arise from between those thighs, I'm obliged to respond with a wang swang.
  16. Cucker Tarlson
    Zip zop my blip bop. That's my homily ting tang.
  17. Cucker Tarlson
    Weird thighs. Full sharts. Can't lose.
  18. Cucker Tarlson
    Reliably satisfying your aural itch. Now with more Bill Clinton impressions!
  19. Cucker Tarlson
    The saying is DON'T shit where you eat? But I've dipped my pen in the company stink!
  20. Cucker Tarlson
    Checkout this lanky rube hanging out in the bathroom. Get out from behind the sink, you dink!
  21. Cucker Tarlson
    I live my life by the acronym KISS: keep it simpy, sucka.
  22. Cucker Tarlson
    So you saw Snyder Cut. Did you at least buy her dinner first?
  23. Cucker Tarlson
    A drip and a rube will meet in a cube someday listening to this podcast. Maybe it's love, maybe it's Ovaltine.
  24. Cucker Tarlson
    I first used LinkedIn as the portmanteau of listening to Linkin Park during dinner.
  25. Cucker Tarlson
    A turd in the hand is worth poo in my bush
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