Cucker Tarlson
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Presented by: the word of the day. The word of the day is: idiom. Used in a sentence: It's raining cats and dogs. Now weather.
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MONDAY MONDAY MONDAY. Monster FUCK rally this MONDAY at the PONTIAC SILVERDOME.
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When the moon hits you eye like a butt full of mud pie: that's amoré.
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An early bird may get the worm, but I question why I would want to wakeup earlier for more worms?
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They say blood is thicker than water, and baby your thiccer than my daughter
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Clowns to the left of me. Jokers to the right. Here I am, needing a ride home from the circus.
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I'm ten pounds of Jared in a five pound black forest ham sub.
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Press your bare butt against mine. I want to reenact the moon landing.
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A booty so fat deserves a tip of my hat. Should a toot arise from between those thighs, I'm obliged to respond with a wang swang.
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Reliably satisfying your aural itch. Now with more Bill Clinton impressions!
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The saying is DON'T shit where you eat? But I've dipped my pen in the company stink!
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Checkout this lanky rube hanging out in the bathroom. Get out from behind the sink, you dink!
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I live my life by the acronym KISS: keep it simpy, sucka.
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So you saw Snyder Cut. Did you at least buy her dinner first?
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A drip and a rube will meet in a cube someday listening to this podcast. Maybe it's love, maybe it's Ovaltine.
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I first used LinkedIn as the portmanteau of listening to Linkin Park during dinner.
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My milkshakes bring all the boys to the yard. And they're like, it's better than yours. And I drink it up. I drink your milkshake!
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