We're like the Joe Rogan podcast for soy boys and betas.

[We're like the Joe Rogan podcast for soy boys and betas.]

We're like the Joe Rogan podcast for soy boys and betas.

[Presented by: the word of the day. The word of the day is: idiom. Used in a sentence: It's raining cats and dogs. Now weather.]

Presented by: the word of the day. The word of the day is: idiom. Used in a sentence: It's raining cats and dogs. Now weather.

[MONDAY MONDAY MONDAY. Monster FUCK rally this MONDAY at the PONTIAC SILVERDOME.]

MONDAY MONDAY MONDAY. Monster FUCK rally this MONDAY at the PONTIAC SILVERDOME. 

[When the moon hits you eye like a butt full of mud pie: that's amoré.]

When the moon hits you eye like a butt full of mud pie: that's amoré.

[An early bird may get the worm, but I question why I would want to wakeup earlier for more worms?]

An early bird may get the worm, but I question why I would want to wakeup earlier for more worms?

[They say blood is thicker than water, and baby your thiccer than my daughter]

They say blood is thicker than water, and baby your thiccer than my daughter

[Oh won't you try my dingleberry pie?!]

Oh won't you try my dingleberry pie?!

[Clowns to the left of me. Jokers to the right. Here I am, needing a ride home from the circus.]

Clowns to the left of me. Jokers to the right. Here I am, needing a ride home from the circus.

[I'm ten pounds of Jared in a five pound black forest ham sub.]

I'm ten pounds of Jared in a five pound black forest ham sub.

[With friends like these, who needs frenemies?!]

With friends like these, who needs frenemies?!

[Is it too late to get in on Cash for Clunkers?]

Is it too late to get in on Cash for Clunkers?

[Press your bare butt against mine. I want to reenact the moon landing.]

Press your bare butt against mine. I want to reenact the moon landing.

[You're the Adam's apple of my eye, baby.]

You're the Adam's apple of my eye, baby.

[Have you met my partner, Howdy?]

Have you met my partner, Howdy?

[A booty so fat deserves a tip of my hat. Should a toot arise from between those thighs, I'm obliged to respond with a wang swang.]

A booty so fat deserves a tip of my hat. Should a toot arise from between those thighs, I'm obliged to respond with a wang swang.

[Zip zop my blip bop. That's my homily ting tang.]

Zip zop my blip bop. That's my homily ting tang.

[Weird thighs. Full sharts. Can't lose.]

Weird thighs. Full sharts. Can't lose.

[Reliably satisfying your aural itch. Now with more Bill Clinton impressions!]

Reliably satisfying your aural itch. Now with more Bill Clinton impressions!

[The saying is DON'T shit where you eat? But I've dipped my pen in the company stink!]

The saying is DON'T shit where you eat? But I've dipped my pen in the company stink!

[Checkout this lanky rube hanging out in the bathroom. Get out from behind the sink, you dink!]

Checkout this lanky rube hanging out in the bathroom. Get out from behind the sink, you dink!

[I live my life by the acronym KISS: keep it simpy, sucka.]

I live my life by the acronym KISS: keep it simpy, sucka.

[So you saw Snyder Cut. Did you at least buy her dinner first?]

So you saw Snyder Cut. Did you at least buy her dinner first?

[A drip and a rube will meet in a cube someday listening to this podcast. Maybe it's love, maybe it's Ovaltine.]

A drip and a rube will meet in a cube someday listening to this podcast. Maybe it's love, maybe it's Ovaltine. 

[I first used LinkedIn as the portmanteau of listening to Linkin Park during dinner.]

I first used LinkedIn as the portmanteau of listening to Linkin Park during dinner.

[A turd in the hand is worth poo in my bush]

A turd in the hand is worth poo in my bush