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NealB4Zod

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  1. NealB4Zod
    If George Carlin heard this show, he'd be shitting in his grave.
  2. NealB4Zod
    Short through the heart and you're to blame: I won't date under 5 foot 8.
  3. NealB4Zod
    When life gives you entrepreneurs, throw lemons, shade.
  4. NealB4Zod
    Give me your weirdos, your freaks, your poor huddled asses.
  5. NealB4Zod
    If it's not blue, you know what to do - cover it in mangoo.
  6. NealB4Zod
    The first laugh is always free.
  7. NealB4Zod
    Dance like there was no such thing as the transatlantic slave trade, eat like cannibalism doesn't exist, and squirt till it hurts.
  8. NealB4Zod
    The chicken wars are over, but the deep-fried teenager's fingernail wars are just beginning.
  9. NealB4Zod
    My right nipple is for my cat. My left nipple is for my priest. And right in the middle... That's where I keep my yeast.
  10. NealB4Zod
    Under every leaf there is a queef. Inside every squirrel there is a pearl.
  11. NealB4Zod
    Canine anal insertions in a rich thick fog. Talk to a vet to see what's up dog.
  12. NealB4Zod
    Poke it full of holes and hook it with rings - that is how my man flute sings.
  13. NealB4Zod
    Never spunk a chunk on a nasty skunk.
  14. NealB4Zod
    If you want to fight, pass me on the right. If you want to fiddle, touch me in the middle.
  15. NealB4Zod
    No matter where I hid my pickles, Elmo always says it tickles.
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