Facelist
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In stead my assistant will be there. I am going golfing instead.
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Ruffle my feathers, and I will call foul on your peacocking!
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Which if you witches removed all my stitches?
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Those witches need to leave our briches alone. -
How does that movie ‘Cliffhanger’ end?
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The guy who falls is really a racoon. It's mult-vesre origin story that sets up Ace Ventura Pet Dectective 2. -
Hand to God, I thought The Plug Bag was a sex thing
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Don’t you wish your chicken was raw like me?
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Hahahah. Again a true "lol" -
At my house, we throw out pizza extra good so that I don’t pick it out of the garbage later.
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How Wilde could a guy named Oscar be anyways?
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Oscar Schultz. -
How many Kangs does it take to conquer a Light bulb?
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Alright people, let's move! I want hotdogs up in thirty!
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I can fit my entire hand inside a jar of marmalade.
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If Paul Simon married Aaron Paul his name might be Paul Paul.
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Funny and true. -
If you wanna roll with us you better learn how to drift
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You make me furious. Tokyo. -
Captain America ripping a log in half isn't the only thing that gets me hard, but it never fails
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1 outta 5 ain't bad baby! -
Captain America ripping a log in half isn't the only thing that gets me hard, but it never fails
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Have you tried therapy? -
It was the best of times, it was the Fred Durst of times.
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Wich retrospectively were not that bad in comparison. -
I took two different vaccines yes. But it has only modernized my boner.
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I took two different vaccines yes. But it has only modernized my boner.
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My penis can use zoom without my help. It gets very emotionall at sporting events. -
I just jerked off while violently sobbing. Talk about a conflict of interest.
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"Happiness is ice cream, and that's all I will say"
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This is not mine but a real life catch phrase. I was taking a stroll of lesuir and heard an old woman proclaim this to the neighbor hood from her driveway. -
"Happiness is ice cream, and that's all I will say"
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PS: this is not a joke. Just a factual retelling of events to wich I' am witnessed.