Stubblety-Cook? No thanks, I shave.

[Stubblety-Cook? No thanks, I shave.]

There you are! What's your Twitter handle!?

[Sorry stopeatingbees, someone took the name facelist already. For what reason I do not know. But I am starteatingbees. A Ying to your yang and Wang to your Chung.]

To my favorite catch phrase poster!

[See yall on Twitter!!! Been a pleasure.]

[It's been a rough, go. A real lifesalad]

New catch phrases 

[Why is 6 afraid of 7? Racism.]

Because 7 of 9. Assimilation.

[If my pussy's wet, it's because she got a bath at the vet.]

Wait. Is this an episode of "Are we about to fuck?"

[If my pussy's wet, it's because she got a bath at the vet.]

Well fuck me if that ain't the truth

[Peanuts ain’t shit]

But nuts and tricks? (Legumes)

[If you’re hearing this, then I’m already done recording it.]

I have it in que. So i will listen tomorrow.

[If my pussy's wet, it's because she got a bath at the vet.]

I shouldn't like this but I do.

[Oops. I farted again.]

And played with your shart!?

[Is the phrase clean as whistle supposed to be ironic? Because they are full of spit?]

Question phrase 

[New character: Griff the Chimney sweep con artist. He collects the sut from the last chimney and sullys the next customers chimney. In order to have repeat business.]

New character 

["Ain't nothing but a gee thanks baby"]

Catching and phrazing. 

[Should it be called fourdom? I mean it's Saucerman, Paulf and Lapkissa. Plus us, the audience.]

Phrase 

["Yall don't Gnome."]

Lapkissa

[When you read these catch phrases, is it Scott's voice in your head? Try Harris Twittles, it makes all of them funny.]

New catch phrase 

["We go way back, like ass crack!"]

New catch phrase 

["This isn't rocket science!" I know. What other than rocket science is also rocket science?]

Phrase

[HOW MANY MARIJUANAS DID YOU TAKE?!]

Just two.....mom said it was OK.

[If I ever saw Eddie Vedder on the streets, I would repeatedly refer to him as “Daughter”, until he told me not to.]

He would probably tell you right away to stop.

[Please do playboys Macbeth if you haven't already. It's fucking awsome.]

How it's made suggesting you do that. From me.

[Just when I thought I was out, they pull me back in!!...... they, the organized crime family of course]

The same "they" who says to wait a half hour after eating before you swim?

[Thy horn blows, doest thy jointress?]

Intended to be used in traffic quarrel.

[In stead my assistant will be there. I am going golfing instead.]

New catch phrase