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thedevilwentdownongeorgia

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  1. I think that nun gave me a foot fetish cuz now I’ve got a thing for rulers.
  2. Zoom has me like, “Baby got Background!”
  3. thedevilwentdownongeorgia

    Catchphrase not Covid

    Catchphrase not Covid
  4. Call me a deadbeat. Call me a loser. Just don’t call me late on your period.
  5. Judie’s in the bedroom eating purple crayons. She says she’s making candles that I don’t want to smell.
  6. Don’t ask me a question as you tickle my scrotum. If I am dick-stracted, my answers are so dumb.
  7. Since cutting onions makes you cry, I think I’ll grab one when my mom dies
  8. Time can’t fly if I keep killing it
  9. thedevilwentdownongeorgia

    Condoms are the cheapest coffins.

    Condoms are the cheapest coffins.
  10. If God won’t even watch me jerk it, how am I supposed to work it?
  11. My given name is Thomas Drew, but my friends all call me, “Hey, Fuck You.”
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