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TheGhostofWilliamShakespeare

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  1. It’s a tale told by your cousin Darryl, full of boring elaborations, signifying why he’s still single, am I right?
  2. They call me the immortal bard, but guys, I’m dead!
  3. Bros before hoes, but poetry before prose if you’re being apropos.
  4. Cry “Havoc!”, and let slip that I liked Snow Dogs.
  5. Alas, poor Yorick! I knew him well…sexually.
  6. Bubble, bubble, toil and trouble: something dicky this way comes.
  7. To jerk off or not to—that is the question.
  8. Soft ye now! The fair Ophelia…are you a nympho too?
  9. But soft! That ain’t light breaking through yonder window; that’s a burglar!
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