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TheGhostofWilliamShakespeare

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  1. TheGhostofWilliamShakespeare
    It’s a tale told by your cousin Darryl, full of boring elaborations, signifying why he’s still single, am I right?
  2. TheGhostofWilliamShakespeare
    They call me the immortal bard, but guys, I’m dead!
  3. TheGhostofWilliamShakespeare
    Bros before hoes, but poetry before prose if you’re being apropos.
  4. TheGhostofWilliamShakespeare
    Cry “Havoc!”, and let slip that I liked Snow Dogs.
  5. TheGhostofWilliamShakespeare
    Alas, poor Yorick! I knew him well…sexually.
  6. TheGhostofWilliamShakespeare
    Bubble, bubble, toil and trouble: something dicky this way comes.
  7. TheGhostofWilliamShakespeare
    To jerk off or not to—that is the question.
  8. TheGhostofWilliamShakespeare
    Soft ye now! The fair Ophelia…are you a nympho too?
  9. TheGhostofWilliamShakespeare
    But soft! That ain’t light breaking through yonder window; that’s a burglar!
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