Gym Sockerman

Three guests that would be amaze-balls: 1) Doug Benson 2) Pete Holmes 3) TJ Miller

Roll a six-sided die and assign a player to each side. The side that lands is the body that Elrion's body merges into. So, for example, Gerry could invade Amarth's body and then he and Brian could take alternating turns with Amarth's body. Or they could roll to take control. FUCKING DO IT. LOTS OF POTENTIAL. FREE IDEA. TAKE IT. This can't be the end for Elrion.

I wish Brian would have had to roll in order to see if he could successfully shout "Is anybody there?" Then there would have been the possibility of a botch in which he tried to yell and accidentally drowned.

Oh, Glasses-Ku. I'm a fan. Very stylin.

Anacondiues Rexica. In which an anorexic anaconda kills his father, sleeps with his mother, and then vomits.

And now it's time for everyone's favorite part of the show: Plugs.

Jamie Flam caliber stories.

I said, "Jesus, Ben," out loud, in unison with Scott when Ben asked a question with his mouth full. Classic Dreidelface. Also: http://www.pietown.com/

Hope it goes well!

Am I the only one who wanted to know more about what "worshipping her feet and whatever" entailed? Awesome episode!

I definitely agree with the "start today" sentiment regarding resolutions. That being said, I've had some pretty good success keeping New Year's resolutions as well. I'm 1 year meat free (thanks Wie Wie) and 6 or 7 smoke free.

The Idler Whittles Is Wiser Than the Driver of the Scott and Whipping Cords Will Serve You More Than Free-Style Raps Will Ever Do,

W-w-w-welcome to another g-g-ghoulish episode of Comedy Fang Fang! Tonight our guests include Scare-is Wittles, Paul F. Zomb-kins, and special musical guest Maim-ee Mann! And I'm your ghost with the most, Snot Aching-man.

It's going to be Farts and Procreation 2

Dude...that Seth Morris story about giving gifts at the top. That may be the funniest thing I've heard all year.

I lost it when Sarah said, in complete deadpan, "The approval I've been seeking my whole life" in response to Sark calling her clever.

How fucking great is Jessica St. Clair? Answer: The Greatest. Aww, Friendly's shut down?! That place is ingrained in my childhood.

Why do they get so many cookies? -He's posing as Nick, of course. Who gets more fucking cookies than Old Saint Nick? And are you ready for this? Her last name, Mercer, has its roots in mercantile trade. 50% discount, motherfuckers.

Awesome to hear some Lauren Lapkus love on the charts. It was a banner year for Lauren on CBB and Improv4Humans.

I'll never accomplish anything that can compare to the greatness of a Wie-Wie bear. And very few rap songs do it for me, but goddamn, that track played in between Ku's entries this week is fucking hot.

I'd be fine with completely abolishing the right to own guns, but I thought the caller did a pretty good job with his side of the argument. Though when he was talking about the media's treatment of the rifle in his car it sounded really "LEAVE BRITTNEY ALONE!" Kind of how dare the media photograph that helpless rifle. That's what ran through my head anyway. But I know that public speaking really makes you go off the cuff and you might not say exactly what you mean, so I'm sure that wasn't the sentiment he meant to get across. But as an innocent civilian, I don't feel the least bit safer knowing that there are random "responsible" strangers with concealed weapons. Though the uprising against the government argument is a complete joke. There is no way that the population of this country is capable. People are too lazy and too comfortable.

New no-no: If you're not going to play the theme song at the very top of the show, then I'm going to make my own theme song and play it at the very end. Okay? This episode really encapsulates what I love about Improv 4 Humans. Sketches start somewhere specific, trying to make a statement, but the performers don't let that get in the way of the comedy that's clearly developing in another direction.

One of these days I'm going to count how many times per episode I say "Oh, Howard," out loud.

Whoa, that ad at the top was the most animated I've ever heard Aaron. I liked it.

RIP Krispie.