Episode 58 — Dave King, Steve Hely, and Kevin Etten, Our Close Friends

[Episode 58 — Dave King, Steve Hely, and Kevin Etten, Our Close Friends]

ey this has probably been said approximately one million times but it's bugging me: Hayes' description on the EarWolf Thing still describes him as the host of Reality SHOW Show. Which means either Sam really needs to help him update the Thing or that Hayes is still hosting secret episodes of RSS and not telling us.

 

My guess is this Wolfpop thing is an elaborate cover to relaunch RSS.

[Episode 58 — Dave King, Steve Hely, and Kevin Etten, Our Close Friends]

This episode was pretty good I guess, but does anyone else feel that Sean and Hayes should have picked more Popcorn Gallery questions from posts that had much more likes than anyone else's, such as 8 likes for example... and also perhaps from posters with a more 'international' perspective... and perhaps from posters that had recently undergone a very stressful experience e.g. attempted username thefts... just thinking out loud.

[Episode 57 — Sean and Hayes, Our Closest Friends]

Those are some legit good shirts, BrgrHo. If I could give FIVE likes, I would.

[Episode 57 — Sean and Hayes, Our Closest Friends]

Also, does anyone remember the episode where they were talking about "yes all women, and us as well"? That bit still buss's me up on the reg.

 

That would be episode 36 with John Cockring, starting at 3:30.

[Episode 57 — Sean and Hayes, Our Closest Friends]

Q1: do you ever think it's weird that writers get paid so much to do something that, when I last checked the literacy rates, 99% of the population can do?

 

Q2: do you ever feel restricted by having to use the typewriter font in scripts? What is your favourite fonts and why?

 

Q3: do you ever write something into scripts so you can experience it in real life, like one of the actresses doing a sexy dance, or a donut buffet scene?

 

Q4: With shows like Glee and Modern Family portraying "non-traditional" relationships on successful shows, what do you think the next big taboo-busting show will be? I think maybe bestiality as long as it's tasteful.

[Spotted: Adam Scott Aukerman on the Toronto Subway]

Sorry guys, I didn't mean to step on anyone's toes!

Let me know if I'm breaking any other protocol. It's still cool to use this account to advertise my discount online pharmaceutical store, right?

 

Cool, thanks brah. Much 'ppreciates, ya dig?

 

Don't listen to those Wolf Dunces, come to the Hollywood Handbook forums, you will be welcomed with open arms. Also listen to Hollywood Handbook too, I guess.

[Episode 57 — Sean and Hayes, Our Closest Friends]

 

Why is the picture so wide? Did you shoot the podcast on a RED?

[Episode 57 — Sean and Hayes, Our Closest Friends]

Please all women of the forums look away, this post is for GUYS ONLY (Freja is allowed to look because she is a trained professional).

 

I tried to spear a grape like Hayes said but I think my peener is too blunt? It just sort of smooshes the grape? Is this normal, do I need to go to the doctor?

[Episode 57 — Sean and Hayes, Our Closest Friends]

What are you guys doing for Guy Fawkes Night?

[Episode 57 — Sean and Hayes, Our Closest Friends]

Hurry up Nicedad, they are waiting patiently.

 

[Episode 57 — Sean and Hayes, Our Closest Friends]

 

so...um...did you kill that guy?

 

No comment.

[Episode 57 — Sean and Hayes, Our Closest Friends]

Well my name is Andrew and I'm here to say

I like posting on forums in a real-name way

Some motherlover tried to step to me

But I took my name back cause I'm real O.G.

POP POP POP, NAME-THIEF GONNA DROP

HE'S BEGGING FOR MERCY BUT I'M NEVER GONNA STOP

COMING AFTER "ANDREW" WITH A MURDEROUS RAGE

WANNA STOP ME? BETTER PUT ME IN A CAGE.

HE'S RUNNING, I'M GUNNING, I'M THE FUCKING SECOND COMING

AND TO SHOW THAT I AIN'T BLUFFING, I'MMA HUMP HIS LITTLE COUSIN

AND HIS STUNTINGS SO DISGUSTING THAT I'LL CRUSH HIM DOWN TO NOTHING.

THIS BUSTER CAME OUT FRONTING IN THE SEASON OF THE PUMPKIN

AND IT'S TIME TO START CONFRONTING, LET'S DEBUNK A LITTLE SOMETHING:

I'M THE ONLY FUCKING ANDREW, AND I'M BACK, SO HANG THE BUNTING.

[Episode 56 — Iliza Shlesinger, Our Close Friend]

lets all go harass this guy who was just mildly pleasantly surprised a few days ago that his name was available

 

KILL.

 

HIM.

[Episode 56 — Iliza Shlesinger, Our Close Friend]

Edit: double post.

[Episode 56 — Iliza Shlesinger, Our Close Friend]

No, no Mr Andrews or Real Andrews.

 

My name is Andrew, that's my goddamn account name and I want it.

 

This account is older even than Mr Anchorman's and I will have that username back, in this life or the next.

[Seventy six trombones led the big parade, With a hundred and ten cornets close at hand. They were followed by rows and rows of bored teenagers.]

This is funny, Scott should read it!

 

BTW, you should totally change your username! Because I was also Andrew, and I'd love to be Andrew again!

 

If you go to your profile page > Edit my profile > Display name, you would be able to change it. It would mean a lot to me, thx.

[Episode 56 — Iliza Shlesinger, Our Close Friend]

He only has two posts, ugh. [1] [2]

 

Please Engineer Cody travel through the wires and zap him.

[Episode 56 — Iliza Shlesinger, Our Close Friend]

How convenient that this new Andrew joined the forums on October 25th and the real Andrew changed his name on October 24th. I think a conspiracy might be afoot.

 

Little wanker was lying in wait, no doubt.

[Episode 56 — Iliza Shlesinger, Our Close Friend]

I can't stay as And-Boo, it's not fair. I got the Pro Version under my old name, does that go to the new guy now? This is bullsh*t.

[Episode 56 — Iliza Shlesinger, Our Close Friend]

Everybody please contact your little cousins and tell them I am in URGENT NEED of cyber-help.

 

Someone has taken MY VERY NAME. I can't revert to plain ol' "Andrew" because someone took it while I was name-changed.

 

 

How do I get it back? It is my name! I cannot have another in my life! How may I live without my name? I have given you my soul; leave me my name!

[Episode 56 — Iliza Shlesinger, Our Close Friend]

Yeah, OK, you live on Fashion Island where everyone's front yard is a beach! Sure, that sounds right.

[Episode 56 — Iliza Shlesinger, Our Close Friend]

...Alex Borstein has a house on Vashon Island where my Dad lives. I had a sick bonfire in front of her house once. I don't think she was there.

 

Good story, Chanson.

 

Like, just set up a fire on her front lawn? Bit weird, mate.

 

Edit: sorry Chanson, did not mean to call you weird on your happy birthday.

[Episode 56 — Iliza Shlesinger, Our Close Friend]

I liked how S+H broke down the types of conflict you could have, those being:

• Man vs Man
  
• Man vs Society
  
• Man vs Self
  
• Man vs Nature
  

 

But where does Man vs Food come into it?

[Episode 56 — Iliza Shlesinger, Our Close Friend]

[blah blah blah chatting shit]

 

The UK does have a constitution. We just don't have to write it down in one place like a bunch of dummies who can't remember their own laws and have to be all "uuuhhh, doyy, what was our laws again I forgot, let me go read it because i'm dumb".

[Episode 56 — Iliza Shlesinger, Our Close Friend]

I demand that all new posters show pictures of their cats/dogs/dads/themselves in junior high.