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Hey, whatever happened to tartar control toothpaste? That's my complete thought.. you'll have to make it funny from here.

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- December 12, 2013
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I often wonder if scientists coming home from a long day of searching for the God Particle ever get greeted at the door by a dog farticle.

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- December 13, 2013
Meshell Ndegeo'violin.

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- December 11, 2013
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Meshell Ndegeo'violin.

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Mangia bene!
- December 12, 2013
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For years the Doobie Brothers cajoled us to 'listen to the music', yet it was they who poured asphalt in our ears. Take it to the streets? Nay.

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- December 4, 2013
I am all alone. I am dead inside. Nobody loves me.

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me too, bro. oh..this is your submission. nevermind, i'm just fine.
- November 28, 2013
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Maybe I did plow down those villagers in Vietnam. Maybe my mind's gone because of the war. Maybe I was born with it. Maybe it's Maybelline.

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- November 28, 2013
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Let's do some weird comedy!

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- November 26, 2013
The worst part of waking up, is Ray Bolger's cremains in your cup.

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- November 22, 2013
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Hey, if Fonzie was so powerful, why didn't his random, episode-ruining burps from upstairs destroy Casa Cunningham? Yeah, that's what I thought!

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- November 22, 2013
This is a warning to prepare for the impending hilarity. You will be rolling on the floor and your ass WILL be off.

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- November 17, 2013
Jingle Bells, Batman Smells, Robin tragically had a miscarriage.

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- November 16, 2013
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I'm starting a cover band with one of today's guests. Don't want to give too much away, but it's called AC/DC Thomas Howell

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- November 15, 2013
I don't believe in Beatles.... I just believe that Earthworms Are Easy.

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- November 13, 2013
I don't care what anyone says...cat shit tastes WAY worse than Jack in the Box.

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- November 9, 2013
By the time you hear this...

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By the time you hear this........I will still be alive...eating a dozen churros while watching Silver Spoons reruns in the dark.
- November 6, 2013
Do I enjoy bread? Ciabatta believe it.

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- November 1, 2013
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I still don't know what tonic water is.

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- October 26, 2013
Hey, remember when Luke Wilson used to be famous?

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- October 25, 2013
This will be my final show due to the financial windfall from my re-write of "New Sensation" by INXS entitled "Souplantation".

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- October 24, 2013
I bet the worst thing that ever happened to John Denver's kid was being called "Denver Omelette".

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- October 22, 2013
It still confuses me that a true American hero like John Wayne was given the nickname The Dook. D-O-O-K? C'mon America, he deserved a little better.

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- October 17, 2013
It's like my nursery school teacher used to tell me: "Sleep is just temporary death."

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- October 17, 2013
I love pita bread, I don't care what anyone says. Fuck you. Just kidding, friend. But make me a chili dog sandwich in a pita pocket before I..

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I love pita bread, I don't care what anyone says. Fuck you. Just kidding, friend. But make me a chili dog sandwich in a pita pocket before I silence your life.
- October 16, 2013
WAZAAAAPP?! Me? Oh nothin'..just lettin' the dogs out so they can tell me where the beef is. Doo doo doo doo doo I'm lovin it. By 'it' I mean my dogs.

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- October 12, 2013

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Hey, whatever happened to tartar control toothpaste? That's my complete thought.. you'll have to make it funny from here.

I often wonder if scientists coming home from a long day of searching for the God Particle ever get greeted at the door by a dog farticle.

Meshell Ndegeo'violin.

Meshell Ndegeo'violin.

For years the Doobie Brothers cajoled us to 'listen to the music', yet it was they who poured asphalt in our ears. Take it to the streets? Nay.

I am all alone. I am dead inside. Nobody loves me.

Maybe I did plow down those villagers in Vietnam. Maybe my mind's gone because of the war. Maybe I was born with it. Maybe it's Maybelline.

Let's do some weird comedy!

The worst part of waking up, is Ray Bolger's cremains in your cup.

Hey, if Fonzie was so powerful, why didn't his random, episode-ruining burps from upstairs destroy Casa Cunningham? Yeah, that's what I thought!

This is a warning to prepare for the impending hilarity. You will be rolling on the floor and your ass WILL be off.

Jingle Bells, Batman Smells, Robin tragically had a miscarriage.

I'm starting a cover band with one of today's guests. Don't want to give too much away, but it's called AC/DC Thomas Howell

I don't believe in Beatles.... I just believe that Earthworms Are Easy.

I don't care what anyone says...cat shit tastes WAY worse than Jack in the Box.

By the time you hear this...

Do I enjoy bread? Ciabatta believe it.

I still don't know what tonic water is.

Hey, remember when Luke Wilson used to be famous?

This will be my final show due to the financial windfall from my re-write of "New Sensation" by INXS entitled "Souplantation".

I bet the worst thing that ever happened to John Denver's kid was being called "Denver Omelette".

It still confuses me that a true American hero like John Wayne was given the nickname The Dook. D-O-O-K? C'mon America, he deserved a little better.

It's like my nursery school teacher used to tell me: "Sleep is just temporary death."

I love pita bread, I don't care what anyone says. Fuck you. Just kidding, friend. But make me a chili dog sandwich in a pita pocket before I..

WAZAAAAPP?! Me? Oh nothin'..just lettin' the dogs out so they can tell me where the beef is. Doo doo doo doo doo I'm lovin it. By 'it' I mean my dogs.

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