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Posts posted by Quasar Sniffer
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I don't understand listening at increased speed. I mean, I get it for a technical podcast or assigned reading for work or school or something, but for me, I'd rather actually hear the comedic or narrative flow at the intended pace. If listening to a certain number of podcasts necessitates me lessening the quality of the experience, then I'd rather listen to less podcasts, or at least change my listening habits.
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Yeah, I think the previously mentioned materials make this movie even more baffling. It's a compelling character that has been in some highly regarded books, been adapted into great comics by one of my favorite comic book writers, and was earlier adapted into Point Blank, which is an amazing film; a dark and misanthropic one, but a great one. As much fun as a Statham movie can be, Lee Marvin can do more with a single stare than Statham can in an entire fight sequence.
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This is a movie in which Jason Statham plays Jason Statham and does Jason Stathamy things against Bad Guys, but it sports a cast that includes Nick Nolte, 'The Shield's' Michael Chiklis, 'Boardwalk Empire' and 'The Station Agent's' Bobby Cannavale, 'The Wire's' Wendell Pierce, and Tony Award Winner Patti LuPone. It's also directed and produced by Taylor Hackford, by the guy behind 'The Devil's Advocate' and 'Ray.'
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Oh yeah, and Jennifer Lopez is a real estate agent. Fucking... what?
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But for real guys, Jim Henson and the Muppets are some of the best things to ever happen to this planet. I feel like I should watch the original Muppet movie just to wash the taste of Jack Frost out of my brain.
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I want to know if whatever bizarro black magic contained in the harmonica is conditioned on the season. So, if Jack Frost hadn't died around Christmas, could he have come back as a giant turkey for Thanksgiving? A leprechaun for St. Patrick's Day? A bucket of fireworks for the Fourth of July?
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Maybe he ONLY came back as a snowman because Jack Frost is a winter-associated name. Could he have been resurrected as another mythical mascot if he changed his named? Perhaps go with the last name "Forest" and come back as Smokey the Bear? Would being named "John Milton" result in him returning as Al Pacino's character in The Devil's Advocate?
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I forced my parents to take me to see at least one of these movies in theaters and even owned one on VHS. My parents know true sacrifice when it comes to their offspring. For their sake, fucking rip this movie a new one and expose how much of a dumb-dumb I was as a child.
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The supermarket I work in got in non-big name brand TVs for a Christmas sale and one of the managers went next door to buy a movie to put on to show the clarity of the screen.
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They got "Deck the Halls."
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Therefore, the movie ran constantly in the store for the entire month, usually on mute but near the end (when only two or three TVs were left) someone turned up the volume and no one ever turned it back down.
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The DVD is now sitting upstairs in the Manager's office. I constantly fear the arrival of more 'deal' televisions.
This post is proof that they have the internet in Hell... or at least sales on non-brand TVs.
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It looks like a Spartacus ripoff, which I feel is garbage to begin with, but if that show can get away with being total garbage, why not this movie?
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Low rent '300'! As if that movie wasn't low rent enough...
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I have these two jokes for you: If Kony was a dog, he'd be Boney...because dogs like bones. If Kony was a dog, he'd be Coney...so he doesn't chew on his stitches.Â
If we were on Kony Island, could we purchase these dogs at Nathan's then ride roller coasters? ...Or would our genitals be mutilated with machetes? COME ON GUYS, African civil war and child soldier jokes!
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Anyway, Jake Fogelnest and his podcast are so powerful that Damien Fahey, a man who has made television with Jesse Camp, was made bewildered by the various Files discussed. Magic.
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Other choice dialogue selections:
"Forget it Rory, he's not fun to pick on anymore since his old man died."
"Yeah, well he better get over it. I never even met my old man!"
HA! This "Rory" character would go on the help Charlie save the day or whatever. Ok, sure.
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I'm just more talking about individual scenes. Sometimes they just went on too long, like superfluous jokes in a bit in Anchorman 2. I do not doubt the validity of Jonah Hill eating a goldfish or snorting coke out of hookers' asses.
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Actually, I'd prefer the guest to be 1980s Henry Rollins just to see the reaction of the guy who did vocals on songs like "My War" and "Depression" seeing himself in a Christmas movie about a snowman and starring the guy from Beetlejuice.
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I would also gladly take present-day Rollins. He is a veteran of terrible movies.
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Dennis Hopper back from the dead as a podcasting snowman?
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I appreciate the mention, Ryan Sz.
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I still think this movie is just too much and could have easily been 30 minutes shorter. It felt like every scene was a $150 million improv bit that went on too long and would have been exceptionally hilarious if it were just edited more... aggressively. Still, there is so much insanity and excess in the film that it could easily turn into a 90 minute HDTGM episode. Maybe have multiple guests to keep the lunatic energy flowing?
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In any case, Matthew McConaughey is my favorite. "Do you jerk off?"
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Holy crap, I watched MANTIS as a kid. This thread is a very bizarre tunnel into obscure TV productions starring African American actors that I watched as a child... except I remember enjoying MANTIS.
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Yeah, 'American Hustle' had a lot of accents and stupid hair, but 'Wolf of Wall Street' is a 3-hour, 1980s-set 'Caligula' directed by the guy who brought us 'Goodfellas' and 'Raging Bull.' Tell me the fuck.
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Speaking of 'Wolf of Wall Street,' did that movie feel like a series of Comedy Bang Bang bits to anyone else? I felt like the characters were the kind of... people that would take advantage of Scott Aukerman's "open door policy."
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I remember having to watch this shitty thing in high school, the after school special style really didn't help its cause.
Same here. What a bizarre consensus American schools seemed to have with showing their students garbage.
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"We should show the kids a movie about slavery. Roots? No way! Let's play this terrible time travel thing because that is educational! It has rap in it, the kids will relate. "
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To be fair, 'Tropic Thunder' (I assume you're referring to that one), was directed by Ben Stiller and is pretty great, at least I think so. As for 'Envy,' I've avoided it due to its horrific reputation, but everything I've heard makes it seem like perfect fodder for this podcast. Barry Levinson's filmography does have its fair share of unbelievable garbage to balance out movies like 'The Natural' or 'Rain Man.' 'Toys' alone is enough to convince most sane people of that.
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I must agree with stillstaw's analysis. It's the same kind of mentality that made TV executives look at a series like 'Lost' and think that any serialized genre show would equal millions of viewers every week. Just because there is a continuous story and "nerd" elements does mean people will tune into 'The Cape' or 'Terra Nova.'
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Awesome... though anybody with a "Best Cassette" category in their year-end list really needs to kinda sorta go fuck themselves.
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But hey, cheers to Jake!
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Since you lovely individuals enjoy The Fogelnest Files, presumably you are also users of Twitter and take some pleasure in the "weird Twitter" happenings on the social networking behemoth. As such, it seems it would be beneficial for this board and our Twitter accounts to at least make each other aware of our weird Twitter avatars. I call myself QuasarSniffer. I follow nerd celebrities and make dumb jokes. It's like real life, 140 charactes at a time. Also, stupider.
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I feel like this podcast has a wormhole into my brainspace sometimes. I was just starting to get back into Twin Peaks, because it is wonderful, and then Jake drops the Laura Palmer theme into this episode. Fuck, I love it.
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Also, Moby is about as charming as any electronic music-making vegan podcast guest can be. He makes good music too. A delightful episode indeed!
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I agree with seanotron. I legitimately adore this movie. It's out there and bonkers, sure, but it's entertaining and fun as hell. Richard Dawson plays a scumbag, Jesse Ventura is a guy named "Captain Freedom," and Arnold kills stuff real good. What's not to love?
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Tom Hanks is perfect for the role of Walk Disney because Tom Hanks IS everything you want Tom Hanks to be. He's like the Disney version of Tom Hanks, but that's the real guy. At least that's what it seems like from every interview I've seen and read, as well as every story I've heard of him. Oh yeah, and he's outrageously talented.
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I feel like I'm building up to a marriage proposal in this forum post...
Episode 10 — Mac & Me
in How Did This Get Made?
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Paul Rudd and Mac and Me will never die!
http://teamcoco.com/video/conan-highlight-alana-nichols-paul-rudd-prank-01-21-14