Dan

One week last summer, I heard no less than seven podcasts talk about how cool it would be if Lincoln were a time-cop. I blame a combination of thought transference and a Jean-Claude Van Dam marathon on TNT.

Maybe they can fake it? Then we can have one every week!

My bear escaped from a Russian circus. He had roller-skates on.

"Take that plastic bag off your head, it's Comedy Bang Bang to the rescue!"

The Canadian store is indeed separate. Also, I too am "inactive". What does that say about me?!

From that same review. "Go kill yourself and put us out of your misery" I would've thought this was a joke review if he hadn't given it 1 star. I imagine that this would be the nature of the calls if Bob had a call-in radio show. Is that possible? Because it would be awesome.

My goal is to write a phrase that will only be funny if said by Scott. "Put down your bag of dicks, it's time for Comedy Bang Bang!" "Kung-Fu Panda 2 in theaters now. It's time for..." "Mom, please send money. It's time for..." "Objects in the mirror may be closer than they appear. Or vengeful spirits from the great beyond. It's time for..." "Stop eating that sandwich fatty, it's time for..."

Who knew Chewbacca was such a freak?

(double post)

I was sold until the fart noise at the end. And then I was REALLY SOLD. Well done.