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ChaseRoper
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getting ready to take the kids to the playground. Going to try to enjoy this gorgeous day. I'll back to unwarranted pessimism tomorrow!
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Marriage tip: It's good to tell your wife that she is much thinner than her sister. #13YearsExperience
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TV Pitch: Foreclosure Wars. Watch a rag tag group of entrepreneurs try to out bid each other on recent evacuated homes!
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I just realized that I don't have take the biggest bite possible when I eat my food. I'm 32 years old.
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Everybody listen to this. RT: @saraschaefer1 New podcast ep is now live! The super funny @mshowalter joins us for some real talk.
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My son asked me last night, "What is the opposite of 'table'?" I'm still thinking about it. Ideas?
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"Stick your finger in there and tell me how you like it." - @Paula_Deen to her husband on my TV just now.
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"My dad's famous for saying the word 'yes' wrong." - Dave Hester's kids. cc: @davethemogul
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Drink hand sanitizer? RT @janiehaddad: Anyone know where I can score some whippets at this hour? I'm chasin' the dragon over here.
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This Just In: Justin Bieber pens song about false paternity claims. ♫It’s not my Baby, Baby, Baby, Ooooohh♫
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You can help The Stay at Home Dadcast afford new equipment by getting a free audio book? Why wouldn't you do that!? http://t.co/bpRTExW5
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Anybody know how to set Google Alerts? RT: @toddbarry I'm starting a new trending topic at 2:45 PM EST.
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I live in the sort of area that empowers me to say confidently that I am the top Twitter user in my city.
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After I let my daughter paint my nails, I’m going to workout to Cunch: Cardio Salsa on Netflix Instant. So that’s how my day is going.
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The War on Women has recruited our phones! RT: @SarahThyre My phone just autocorrected "gyno exam" to "gunk exam"
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Was just trapped on my bed next to my sleeping wife w/ no remote. Forced to watch Couples Therapy. Just escaped. Feeling lost, confused.
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Re: itunes reviews. ME: See? People enjoy listening to me talk for several minutes at a time. WIFE: Those people aren't married to you.
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When you want to agree with someone, a simple "Yes" or "Yeah" will suffice. Can we stop the triple "Yeah, Yeah, Yeah's"?
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.@NancyGraceHLN I'm assuming you donate your salary to search efforts. Otherwise you're sort profiting off this missing child right?