ChaseRoper

Standing in long line to pain relief for horrible toothache. Watch the news. Might murder someone.

Pretty sure I want one. #verismo @starbucks, want to sponsor my podcast? @ Starbucks http://t.co/iYAObwoP

I just gave half a sandwich to a homeless person. Eat your heart out Paul Ryan! #gop #tcot

Sleep or watch Benedict Cumberbatch as Hawking on Netflix?

Behind the scenes of Ep45 Ghost Busting! http://t.co/vDmv4WJr

I almost ran over a chipmunk this morning. Just THIS close to having an awesome day.

I piss my wife off when I sign her out and myself in on her accounts marked "Sabrena" on the iPad!

You are all going to want to see my boy dancing when he doesn't think anyone is watching. http://t.co/Y6NUD9xT

buzzfeed: Matt Romney in the audience of tonight’s debate.I didn't watch the debates but I'm pretty sure th… http://t.co/QA5MNeuT

This is the sexiest pic I could ever post online for my wife. @ the Ropers http://t.co/uKC4MPD2

Ep45 Ghost Busting! http://t.co/9TOwfBml

Photo: Lining up to learn! #busstop (Taken with Instagram) http://t.co/wjxr1CW6

Just made this Egg Nog Pumpkin Bread with my 5yo! Enjoy. http://t.co/gaGd9LnY

The Lowes guys are here delivering new range. They're talking to me about appliances as though I know anything about anything. I don't.

Photo: It’s raining. We’re BBQing. That’s life in the NW. (Taken with Instagram at Byrd House) http://t.co/EcNxO3jo

Just back from dropping off my sons teenage friend. Made him listen to @SYSKPodcast "How Pizza Works." He fell asleep.

Treat yourselves to some @peteholmez this morning. http://t.co/nOJmbeVk

We might have just taken pics of each other taking pics. So what! http://t.co/uhxMny9Y

I think @ComedyCentral should have had my boy w/ #aspergers punch people's crotch on the red carpet for #NightOfTooManyStars

Photo: My kiddos are seeing this for the first time! (Taken with Instagram) http://t.co/soUv3A0n

“@amazing_dad: Texas mom gets 99 years for gluing toddler to wall, beating her http://t.co/Vps2s1pd” WHAT KIND OF GLUE

Is dubstep over yet?

Going to poker night with the guys. Quick question: how many cards do I need to win poker?

Celebrating 4K downloads of The Stay at Home Dadcast! Go get my book right now FOR FREE! http://t.co/krd8UChE

This subject came up in my house again. How Do You Talk to Your Teenager About Porn? from the archives http://t.co/x4F9fKln