ChaseRoper
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I just set down my ipad at Starbucks to do something on my iPhone. Is this what being pretentious means?
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Photo: My 7yo is awesome. Autism + Ticket Games = Big Winner. Every. Time. (Taken with Instagram) http://t.co/yGblAEPn
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Science Old Wives Tale: A watched pot never boils before 100 degrees Celsius at 1 atmosphere of pressure.
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Most expensive piece of musical equipment? Violin? Harp? Nope. It's the mouthpiece for a baritone sax.
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How do I make one of those newsletter "Daily" things that steals everyone's tweets and tumblr posts? #paperli
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<3 TIG “@JAdomian: Tig Notaro on CONAN Last night Conan O’Brien interviewed Tig Notaro about her difficult l… http://t.co/wOtkOX2o”
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Do you enjoy The Stay at Home Dadcast? Would you consider kicking a buck or 2 my way? Click http://t.co/fYOCyuq3 - to help me out!
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Instead of getting thrills at the fair by going on scary rides, I eat questionably prepared foods.
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This dude stole from @mikedrucker. Boo. “@MDunn82: It's been 50 years since The Jetsons showed us a wacky science-fiction world. . . "
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. @missesroper said just now at the fair "Why are people fucking stupid and then have babies?"
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Got the kiddos cupcakes today to stave off guilt over taking @missesroper to the fair later without telling/taking the kids.
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for all my followers in the Olympia area: @sweetcharleybs is the BEST place to get some cupcakes. Early #FF!
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"Now I ain't sayin' she a gold digger. Unless we're talking about my girlfriend @kimkardashian." - @kanyewest
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John Edward just sensed that someone lost a son and saw murky water. Leading cause of death for kids/teens in the summer is drowning!
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"Bitch fucking shit moron!" - According to my delightful 7yo, this is what kind of dad I am. I love him. http://t.co/KQxd2EGT